you and I are like a tongue and a bug.
It is nearly a week later since my last post. 6 days have gone by and you've only felt ok for like 8 hours of that. you've only eaten 2 pieces of toast, maybe a little cpt crunch, a little bit of dinner at your relatives home, a bit of frosty, mayybe some peanut butter cup ice cream :), and lots of advil, zofran, promethazine, and now some predisone, and miracle mouth wash whiiich im not sure if you actually swallow, maybe you should for the calories? oh, and 2 IV's. You've thrown up more time than the number of fingers and toes that i have, and your body hurts worse than when you punch me in the goods (extreme pain). You've been too ill to leave that empty room which is depriving you of the prolly beautiful spring weather outside :( , the window in the room is too dirty to even see out. Annie is the bomb.com for taking you out for some fresh air the one time though. Your tonsils are the size of my grandma's lemons, your skin is turning yellow, and youve probably got bandaids on where the IVs went through you. But you know what? I love you. I love you sooooooooooo much. I bet if I saw those tonsils I'd think they are sexy b/c they are part of you and i love every single thing about you. So you have yellow skin or eyes? big deal...I have a hairy bum, suffer from an abnormal amount of boogers, and have an unusual friend named Garbonzo. errr maybe i shouldn't say anymore. But seriously, youre the most beautiful girl in the whole world and I wish i could be with you sooo bad. I'd give you big giant bear hugs until your skin returned to it's original navajo color and do starting contests with you until your sclera was as white as a pearl and your iris was as green as a leprechaun's hat. i dont know what that's the first green thing that pops into my head?
I can't wait, and i know you cant, til you have gotten over this mono. if mono was a tangible object, liiiike say it was a watermelon b/c you hate watermelon. I would take that watermelon and a nuclear bomb (i'd have to ask easton where to get one b/c he has done a research project on it) and strap it to a missle. I'd launch that missle into outerspace then detonate the bomb. the watermelon aka mono would explode into 14.5 trillion pieces of pieces of matter, seriously just like subatomic particles in which there would be no stinkin epstein barr virus left on them. Then i'd create a HUGE blackhole near those 14.5 trillion pieces of matter and have the blackhole eat them and it would be gone fooorever and ever and ever. the end. ugh, i hate mono :( . Do i have permission to turn your mono in a watermelon darlin? plzzzzzzzz.
You're going to make it through and past this sickness and you and I are going to get married, and we are going to have a blast in costa rica, and we are both going to go to school, and we'll work a little bit, and we'll have lots of babies and you'll be the happiest person in the whole world. k? Let's stick to that plan like a chameleon's tongue to a bug. i love chu.
*lionslothwhale + manateeslothwhale = love :)